Yesterday a question was answered and normally the answered question is a reason to celebrate or at least to be relieved that Ignorance has met its match temporarily. However, in this case, the question was: What makes Art possible in the modern United States? People will suggest artists themselves, obviously, working away for little material reward. Or patrons, those with wealth enough to spare some for their passions and sometimes those passions include theatre or painting or dance. The enthusiastic public, of course, why else do we do it? I have the double privilege of knowing the answer to the question and of having been the beneficiary of that answer. I also have the terrible misfortune to have been told that what, or who, makes Art possible in this country has gone from us. She was Melissa Hines, and I know that she made Art in this country possible because we will feel the lack of her drive and her determination immediately. When I first worked in theatre it was in the administration of a wonderful place by the name of The Empty Space, a legendary spot in Seattle that did what all good theatres do: tottered on the brink of extinction while producing work to make the gods weep. Partly because I was young and drank a lot the years at the Space were among the most joyous of my life. I took tickets, I swept floors, I ran the box office and then I did something truly stupid, I decided to cross the divide and become an artist, first as a dialect coach then as an actor and finally as a playwright. In all those years the rock upon which the Space survived was Melissa Hines who was the Development Director or, as I like to think of that position, beggar-in-chief. No one could write a grant the way Melissa could; no one thought so deeply about the reason theatre mattered to a community; no one made a potential patron understand why his or her donation mattered the way Melissa did.
She was much more than a grant writer and an intellectual presence. She baked cookies for the crew on all-nighters as opening approached, she hammered scenery, she swept the lobby, she changed light bulbs that were blown, she was always the last to leave and the first there. While I was faceless in the bar across the street (oh, the Comet, how I loved you) Melissa was tapping away at the very first of what were then known as word processors, the Selectric reserved for fancy letters, not quite obsolete but headed the way of the fountain pen. I rarely saw her flustered, almost never heard an angry word from her. This may have had something to do with her drinking prodigious amounts of coffee. I mean chain drinking coffee. When it was discovered that the Empty Space spent more money on coffee than on new play development I remember thinking, well, that’s Melissa dealt with but what is everyone else drinking? I do remember once when she finally demanded that her vast array of responsibilities be acknowledged in some way. Theatre has a simple way of rewarding people: there is never any money and so a new title has to be invented. This explains the vast number of associate thises and assistant thats. The managing director of the theatre, a great friend, couldn’t believe that even Melissa Hines was complaining, surely this was the end of civilization as we knew it? I suggested that Melissa be given the title, “Melissa Hines: Genghis Khan, Ruler of the Mongol Hordes”. He put this to Melissa, she laughed and left it at that. There was, though, more than a touch of respect in my suggestion because no one I knew then or have known since has ever done as much for the likes of me as Melissa Hines. My various jobs in theatre were subsidized by the money she raised, various buildings in which I worked were rebuilt and paid for by patrons persuaded to give by her dedication and relentlessness. She eventually took over the management of the Space and, in spaces around Seattle, the theatre continued to produce very fine work and I was lucky enough to be in a couple of productions under her leadership. There were still cookies being baked, Melissa still wielded a broom on occasion despite her having the title she had wanted and fully deserved. In her spare time (ha!) she translated and adapted Moliere and saw her work produced. Now, like the Empty Space Theatre, she is gone and our world is smaller and darker and more pedestrian than it was. I shall raise a glass in the Comet Tavern when next I am in Seattle and remember that once that glass was filled with beer partly paid for by Melissa Hines.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, September 17, 2010
I'm Getting an Election
A while back I posted on a website dedicated to my old secondary (high) school. There is a vast array of opinion on the site and it's populated by some very bright people. Some of the posts are extremely conservative and some quite the opposite. There were several topics that elicited opinions from conservative contributors suggesting that all the evils of the modern world could be laid at the door of liberals and liberalism. I countered with what follows and I post it here because it is election time in the US and the truly lunatic conservative fringe is winning nominations to very high office. Since some of the references are obscurely English I shall explain a couple of them for any Americans reading.
"Thatcher, Major and Tebbit" were leaders of the British Conservative party, hard right supply siders contemptuous of working people and the Irish (which isn't really relevant in this context but you have to say it, don't you?) The post to which I was responding had suggested that the "last thirty years" were a liberal hell in the UK when much of the time the government was, in fact, deeply reactionary and intensely moralisitic.
Brixton is a wonderful working class neighborhood in London with a long history of racial and cultural diversity and the very embodiment, for Conservatives, of the hrrors of modernity. I believe the first electrically lit street was in Brixton, memorialized in song by by Eddie Grant.
The last reference to "Michael ..." is Michael Foot, leader of the Labour Party, who ran against Thatcher and lost by a landslide. Here's a quote from him, proof that he was a man so far above the likes of Thatcher that she was not worthy to touch the hem of his garment, which was usually a very crumpled suit.
"We are not here in this world to find elegant solutions, pregnant with initiative, or to serve the ways and modes of profitable progress. No, we are here to provide for all those who are weaker and hungrier, more battered and crippled than ourselves. That is our only certain good and great purpose on earth, and if you ask me about those insoluble economic problems that may arise if the top is deprived of their initiative, I would answer 'To hell with them.' The top is greedy and mean and will always find a way to take care of themselves. They always do."
And, so, to the rant. Or faux rant, I suppose.
I've been racking my brain trying to think of a single thing the liberal leftie hippie layabouts have ever done. Couldn't think of a single one. Yes, there was that abolition of slavery but who really remembers that anymore? And full suffrage for all adults but that was fairly minor. Between those things there may have been the outlawing of child labour but now where can you get good cheap workers who can fit in a tight space? Of course some limp wristed leftie will say that some state funded surgeon who sponged off the taxpayer to get his medical degree put my spine back together through the National Health Service but as I remember it took minutes to get a bed pan at night when I really needed to go. Then there was that awful bloody mess of giving the likes of coal miners a decent wage so they could then go and spend that money on things other than necessities and so create the modern middle class and all that horrible stuff like decent restaurants, cinemas, affordable cars and television which just rots your brain and lets the bloody lefties advertise their manifesto and get votes by lying about all this stuff they supposedly helped us get. Like what? Government funded pensions? Since when did old people count? Unemployment benefits - get a job. Cheaper food, they say, by encouraging scientists to create better crops. How are we supposed to keep the Indians and the Chinese in their place if they keep surviving infancy? And I really don't want to hear another poncy pooftah platitudinous prat on the left tell me that equal rights for black people did anyone any good. Sure it created a black middle class and saved the economy of the American South, but what else did it do? It forced the police to start hiding the well deserved beatings the bloody coloureds were always begging for and now they have to do it all in secret because the bloody Japanese government went and subsidized the little yellow bastards at Panasonic and Sony and now everyone has a camera attached to their arse and even a well deserved beating of some recalcitrant negro yahoo ends up on YouTube. Yes, the last thirty bleeding years. Nothing but liberal nancy boys like Thatcher and Major and Tebbit and their bleeding heart let's all just be kind and caring and here's some money from your fellow taxpayers to start your organic commune in Brixton politics, followed by Blair and his namby pamby bombing of hundreds of thousands of Ayrab heathens who really should have felt a good shaft of cold steel up their hindu behinds. It's time we stopped people being allowed to put anything remotely related to rubber on their knobs. That's the real rot right there. Allowing people to have private lives. Yes, you can keep your governmental proboscis out of my nice middle class Tory voting domicile but if I even suspect that someone's shoving various parts up someone else's fundament I want everyone to grab a stone and throw it as hard and fast as you can because if you let that sort of thing take hold next you'll be saying that just because someone discovers that the person they met and liked when they were seventeen and up whose fundament they may well have been shoving any number of things in their perfectly acceptable man-woman hetero conjoining is now simply unbearable, well that's too bad. You're stuck pal. And don't be telling me it's a free society and you can choose whom you'll associate with and what about the kids, eh? Why do you want kids to grow up splitting their time between relatively calm households when they should be subjected to the pleasures of watching their incompatible mother and father lashing out at each other and belting each other with kitchenware? Here's where I really get upset. It's the education system. I'll give you an example. It's 2010. Subtract thirty. Now, you useless shower educated at faecal level comprehensives will never get that but I'll tell you - you just remember that just because the Catholic Church buggers little children by the thousand and denigates women and has a long history of supporting mass murdering fascists don't you forget that they subsidized my education and I now know both the Latin and Greek for Farmer - it's 1980. Yes. Thirty years ago this all started with the bloody commie Labour governemnt of Michael .... wait a minute ....
"Thatcher, Major and Tebbit" were leaders of the British Conservative party, hard right supply siders contemptuous of working people and the Irish (which isn't really relevant in this context but you have to say it, don't you?) The post to which I was responding had suggested that the "last thirty years" were a liberal hell in the UK when much of the time the government was, in fact, deeply reactionary and intensely moralisitic.
Brixton is a wonderful working class neighborhood in London with a long history of racial and cultural diversity and the very embodiment, for Conservatives, of the hrrors of modernity. I believe the first electrically lit street was in Brixton, memorialized in song by by Eddie Grant.
The last reference to "Michael ..." is Michael Foot, leader of the Labour Party, who ran against Thatcher and lost by a landslide. Here's a quote from him, proof that he was a man so far above the likes of Thatcher that she was not worthy to touch the hem of his garment, which was usually a very crumpled suit.
"We are not here in this world to find elegant solutions, pregnant with initiative, or to serve the ways and modes of profitable progress. No, we are here to provide for all those who are weaker and hungrier, more battered and crippled than ourselves. That is our only certain good and great purpose on earth, and if you ask me about those insoluble economic problems that may arise if the top is deprived of their initiative, I would answer 'To hell with them.' The top is greedy and mean and will always find a way to take care of themselves. They always do."
And, so, to the rant. Or faux rant, I suppose.
I've been racking my brain trying to think of a single thing the liberal leftie hippie layabouts have ever done. Couldn't think of a single one. Yes, there was that abolition of slavery but who really remembers that anymore? And full suffrage for all adults but that was fairly minor. Between those things there may have been the outlawing of child labour but now where can you get good cheap workers who can fit in a tight space? Of course some limp wristed leftie will say that some state funded surgeon who sponged off the taxpayer to get his medical degree put my spine back together through the National Health Service but as I remember it took minutes to get a bed pan at night when I really needed to go. Then there was that awful bloody mess of giving the likes of coal miners a decent wage so they could then go and spend that money on things other than necessities and so create the modern middle class and all that horrible stuff like decent restaurants, cinemas, affordable cars and television which just rots your brain and lets the bloody lefties advertise their manifesto and get votes by lying about all this stuff they supposedly helped us get. Like what? Government funded pensions? Since when did old people count? Unemployment benefits - get a job. Cheaper food, they say, by encouraging scientists to create better crops. How are we supposed to keep the Indians and the Chinese in their place if they keep surviving infancy? And I really don't want to hear another poncy pooftah platitudinous prat on the left tell me that equal rights for black people did anyone any good. Sure it created a black middle class and saved the economy of the American South, but what else did it do? It forced the police to start hiding the well deserved beatings the bloody coloureds were always begging for and now they have to do it all in secret because the bloody Japanese government went and subsidized the little yellow bastards at Panasonic and Sony and now everyone has a camera attached to their arse and even a well deserved beating of some recalcitrant negro yahoo ends up on YouTube. Yes, the last thirty bleeding years. Nothing but liberal nancy boys like Thatcher and Major and Tebbit and their bleeding heart let's all just be kind and caring and here's some money from your fellow taxpayers to start your organic commune in Brixton politics, followed by Blair and his namby pamby bombing of hundreds of thousands of Ayrab heathens who really should have felt a good shaft of cold steel up their hindu behinds. It's time we stopped people being allowed to put anything remotely related to rubber on their knobs. That's the real rot right there. Allowing people to have private lives. Yes, you can keep your governmental proboscis out of my nice middle class Tory voting domicile but if I even suspect that someone's shoving various parts up someone else's fundament I want everyone to grab a stone and throw it as hard and fast as you can because if you let that sort of thing take hold next you'll be saying that just because someone discovers that the person they met and liked when they were seventeen and up whose fundament they may well have been shoving any number of things in their perfectly acceptable man-woman hetero conjoining is now simply unbearable, well that's too bad. You're stuck pal. And don't be telling me it's a free society and you can choose whom you'll associate with and what about the kids, eh? Why do you want kids to grow up splitting their time between relatively calm households when they should be subjected to the pleasures of watching their incompatible mother and father lashing out at each other and belting each other with kitchenware? Here's where I really get upset. It's the education system. I'll give you an example. It's 2010. Subtract thirty. Now, you useless shower educated at faecal level comprehensives will never get that but I'll tell you - you just remember that just because the Catholic Church buggers little children by the thousand and denigates women and has a long history of supporting mass murdering fascists don't you forget that they subsidized my education and I now know both the Latin and Greek for Farmer - it's 1980. Yes. Thirty years ago this all started with the bloody commie Labour governemnt of Michael .... wait a minute ....
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Another Dud
Whenever I see an article by or about Jonathan Miller, famous for Beyond The Fringe and his subsequent directing career, often in opera, I rush to read it. This is partly because he is a brilliant man and partly because almost everything he says about theatre is complete nonsense. The English newspaper The Independent had an article recently centered on Miller’s declaration that he had not attended a West End play in a decade. Miller went on to talk inanely about his disdain for “modern” theatre and showed his complete lack of understanding of how theatre actually gets made. Despite this I still have a soft spot for the man. How can you not love one of the Beyond The Fringers? However, it was not Miller’s diatribe that ultimately captured my attention. Throughout any article on the internet now various words are underlined and of a different color from the rest of the text. When you click on them they take you to some website or other that tries to sell you something. I have never clicked on one of these because I usually don’t have the time to read another article and I really don’t want to buy whatever they have to offer. How do I know this, you may ask. I don’t. I’m just making an assumption, rather like when scanning television channels I do not rest on the shopping channels because ... well, because. They don’t sell books on QVC. Do they? Anyway, certain words were highlighted in the Miller article, among them the names of his fellow Fringers. I rolled the mouse over Dudley Moore. (Is that similar to walking across his grave?) I was interested in what might be on offer in the web world of Dudley Moore. Those of us of a certain age have no great love for the Hollywood years of Dud’s life but are still quoting lines from his seminal work with Peter Cook. May I, just for a moment, digress? Yes, I may. Would all those people who write about artists, particularly successful artists, please stop blathering on about “unfulfilled potential” and “wasted talent”? On a bad day, hung over, with his head deep in the toilet bowl, Peter Cook was a colossus compared to the rest of us who are trying to cobble together two coherent words with which to attract the attention of even one other human being. Bloody journalists who would give their right gonad to have written three lines in a single Peter Cook sketch should just be quiet in the presence of greatness.
Digression done. I rolled over Dud. I really had no chance to ponder what might pop up relating to him because the balloon thing was there instantaneously. It announced that if I clicked on the Dudley Moore related balloon I would be taken to a site offering cheap deals for travel to and accommodation in Edinburgh, Scotland. Now, it happens that Edinburgh is one of my favorite cities in the world. Even if I had not been there recently I might, under other circumstances, have been interested in information about Edinburgh. Why, though, was it linked to Dudley Moore? I could understand if I had been reading about Rod Stewart. He has familial links to Edinburgh, though the chances of my reading articles concerning Rod Stewart are slim. I doubt he thinks much about the theatre. Let me add that while walking near Edinburgh Castle recently in the pouring rain my family and I heard a pounding bass and somewhat familiar guitar riff and were informed by a homeless man that Rod Stewart was performing at the castle. The song was “Do You Think I’m Sexy?”. Like the later work of Dudley Moore, we of a certain age prefer to ignore later Rod Stewart. I decided to investigate further (the internet sales thing, not Rod Stewart.) I rolled over the illustrious name of Alan Bennett, whose pronouncements on just about anything are a delight and an education. I wonder if he still chats with Jonathan Miller? Given that Bennett’s plays are often in the West End I imagine certain topics are off limits. Rolling over Bennett produced a balloon advertising retirement homes. I suppose, given Bennett’s age and the ages of his likely readers and ticket buyers, there might be some very tenuous link between him and the product offered.
I have been pondering these connections in idle moments of late and can find no possible reason why hotels in Edinburgh would pay good money to a website to link them to mentions of Dudley Moore in newspaper articles. I have tried imagining the meeting in which some eager young sales person is trying – and clearly succeeding – in convincing the Edinburgh Chamber of Commerce to pay money to be linked to Dudley Moore. For one thing, what eager young sales person has even heard of Dudley Moore? Perhaps they are trying to capture the business of the three people still living who actually saw the original Beyond The Fringe in Edinburgh in the early sixties. Unfortunately I imagine they are all in retirement homes which they found by rolling over the name of Alan Bennett in an English newspaper.
Digression done. I rolled over Dud. I really had no chance to ponder what might pop up relating to him because the balloon thing was there instantaneously. It announced that if I clicked on the Dudley Moore related balloon I would be taken to a site offering cheap deals for travel to and accommodation in Edinburgh, Scotland. Now, it happens that Edinburgh is one of my favorite cities in the world. Even if I had not been there recently I might, under other circumstances, have been interested in information about Edinburgh. Why, though, was it linked to Dudley Moore? I could understand if I had been reading about Rod Stewart. He has familial links to Edinburgh, though the chances of my reading articles concerning Rod Stewart are slim. I doubt he thinks much about the theatre. Let me add that while walking near Edinburgh Castle recently in the pouring rain my family and I heard a pounding bass and somewhat familiar guitar riff and were informed by a homeless man that Rod Stewart was performing at the castle. The song was “Do You Think I’m Sexy?”. Like the later work of Dudley Moore, we of a certain age prefer to ignore later Rod Stewart. I decided to investigate further (the internet sales thing, not Rod Stewart.) I rolled over the illustrious name of Alan Bennett, whose pronouncements on just about anything are a delight and an education. I wonder if he still chats with Jonathan Miller? Given that Bennett’s plays are often in the West End I imagine certain topics are off limits. Rolling over Bennett produced a balloon advertising retirement homes. I suppose, given Bennett’s age and the ages of his likely readers and ticket buyers, there might be some very tenuous link between him and the product offered.
I have been pondering these connections in idle moments of late and can find no possible reason why hotels in Edinburgh would pay good money to a website to link them to mentions of Dudley Moore in newspaper articles. I have tried imagining the meeting in which some eager young sales person is trying – and clearly succeeding – in convincing the Edinburgh Chamber of Commerce to pay money to be linked to Dudley Moore. For one thing, what eager young sales person has even heard of Dudley Moore? Perhaps they are trying to capture the business of the three people still living who actually saw the original Beyond The Fringe in Edinburgh in the early sixties. Unfortunately I imagine they are all in retirement homes which they found by rolling over the name of Alan Bennett in an English newspaper.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Water, water everywhere
All this serious business about life and death matters has to be put aside once in a while and a little whimsy thrown about. I was leaving a coffee shop today and glanced over at the liquor store across the street (I still love the word “off-license”, it has a sort of old-worldy feel about it and Americans have no clue what you are talking about) and noticed that its awning advertised various items carried therein. Liquor, of course, tobacco, wine and “BEER KEG CHAMPAGNE”. I’ve tasted all sorts of bubbly, from the depths of Kobel to the heights of Moet Chandon but I have to admit to a real hankering for some Beer Keg Champagne. This simple lack of commas reminded me of my favorite sign on a store. It was – and may still be – in deepest Hollywood. Those who do not know Hollywood and associate it with glamour and glitz should be aware that it’s mostly a down at heel neighborhood with specific streets dedicated to specific types of prostitution. If you will recall, Eddie Murphy was picked up, so to speak, after he had negotiated with a transvestite prostitute and claimed he was giving her/him a ride home out of the goodness of his heart. Los Angelenos snickered at this story because the stop was made on Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood and that means only one thing – tranny whores. I was hanging about outside a theatre one evening (yes, on Santa Monica Boulevard) during intermission and I glanced at a strip mall across the street and saw a banner outside a store that read “Nothing Exists Except Pure Water”. I don’t know if Los Angeles is odd in having numerous stores dedicated to the sale of water. There are hundreds of dispensing machines for water. This strikes the child of Irish immigrants as quite odd since the fetching and carrying of water, while a bit of a lark for visiting urban English cousins, was the bane of Irish existence until quite recently. The endless trips to the well or the pump were a dreadful burden and the rain barrels were handy places for snails. However, in the land of Fear of Germs and Dread of Dirt, so-called pure water is big business. People fetch and carry water all the time. Personally I’d rather die a slightly early death from water borne foulness than break my back humping water.
I looked at the sign to make sure I was reading it correctly. I was. Nothing exists except pure water. I made sure that the store was indeed a purveyor of water and not the run down headquarters of some aquatic messianic cult – I was quite close to the headquarters of Scientology and a short bus ride from the clutches of the Catholic cathedral, after all. It’s astonishing how many cults and crazies this city throws up. I got the feeling from watching the people tending the store that they were not trying to change the existential underpinnings of American life or convince us that, in fact, nothing exists except pure water. I believe they had translated badly something along the lines of “We carry only pure water” or, “There is nothing in this store but pure water.” However, had their sign read something as dull as that I wouldn’t have ventured anywhere near it. Though I am perfectly happy to drink LA tap water, had I been the sort of misguided lunatic who thinks that the water in bottles or from dispensers is cleaner than the stuff from the tap, that store is the one I would have used. It also strikes me when I calculate the cost of bottled water that it is really expensive. Gasoline/petrol is cheaper. Which brings me to the funniest thing I have seen today, unconnected to water or signage in any way. Chester Football Club is up for sale for one pound. That’s cheaper than a bottle of water. They could actually sell Chester Football Club in a Pound Store. This fact has almost made me think that nothing exists except pure water.
I looked at the sign to make sure I was reading it correctly. I was. Nothing exists except pure water. I made sure that the store was indeed a purveyor of water and not the run down headquarters of some aquatic messianic cult – I was quite close to the headquarters of Scientology and a short bus ride from the clutches of the Catholic cathedral, after all. It’s astonishing how many cults and crazies this city throws up. I got the feeling from watching the people tending the store that they were not trying to change the existential underpinnings of American life or convince us that, in fact, nothing exists except pure water. I believe they had translated badly something along the lines of “We carry only pure water” or, “There is nothing in this store but pure water.” However, had their sign read something as dull as that I wouldn’t have ventured anywhere near it. Though I am perfectly happy to drink LA tap water, had I been the sort of misguided lunatic who thinks that the water in bottles or from dispensers is cleaner than the stuff from the tap, that store is the one I would have used. It also strikes me when I calculate the cost of bottled water that it is really expensive. Gasoline/petrol is cheaper. Which brings me to the funniest thing I have seen today, unconnected to water or signage in any way. Chester Football Club is up for sale for one pound. That’s cheaper than a bottle of water. They could actually sell Chester Football Club in a Pound Store. This fact has almost made me think that nothing exists except pure water.
Friday, May 22, 2009
What in God's name
I sent this to a number of bishops of the Catholic Church, one of whom, Bishop Pageter, is someone I know. It is a reaction to the recent report concerning the abuse of children in Irish reform schools that were run by Catholic priests and nuns.
If any non-religious organization had enslaved, brutalized and raped on the scale that the Irish Church has, its entire governing body would be on trial. Any surviving perpetrators of these atrocities would now be in jail. I imagine that faithful Catholics reacted in horror at the case of the Austrian man who imprisoned and raped his daughter. Any sane person believes that surviving Nazi camp guards who raped and tortured should be held to account, no matter how long since the atrocity was committed. In what Universe, in what deranged part of any supposedly sane person's psyche, is there one second of sympathy, one grain of understanding for this sort of institutional eradication of other people's lives and spirits? On which day of which bizarre other-worldly week is there one nanosecond during which any man or woman could possibly think that any of this is understandable or forgivable? Every Catholic office, every Church computer, every scrap of paper ever generated in a Catholic Church, should be in the hands of the police and the entire organization should be shut down until all defenders and perpetrators of these crimes are brought to trial. Strange as it may seem, I find myself deeply saddened by this in a way I never expected. In all these years of revelation about these crimes I truly thought the Catholic Church was probably no worse in its treatment of children than any other institution. Not that the crimes were not heinous, whether committed by a Boy Scout leader or a Rabbi, and institutional reaction is always the same - circle the wagons, defend the criminals, avoid paying money or admitting guilt. But this. This. I cannot stop thinking about my parents and how they are among those, perhaps, trying to find some light in all of this, struggling to find a reason to go to Mass this weekend, trying to remember a priest who did a kindness - there were and are some - to find some kernel of decency that tells them that a lifetime of devotion to this religion has not been entirely wasted. My father was taught by the Christian Brothers and they beat him mercilessly and they belittled him and they bequeathed him a life of fear and cowering before their deity. The worst of it is that my father has nothing but good to say of them. You see, my father, a man who was as good at what he did as any man has ever been, who is a gifted and brilliant carpenter who taught himself engineering, believes that he would not have been those things if the Christian Brothers had not beaten him and belittled him and forced him to his knees. That is what I can never forgive. If I cannot forgive these men for their brutal way of teaching another person, imagine the feelings of those imprisoned and raped by these men. Out of shame alone the entire institution should close its doors by choice. In the name of decency, can they not hide themselves in some deep shadow where we shall not have to look upon them?
With deepest regret and unutterable sadness
If any non-religious organization had enslaved, brutalized and raped on the scale that the Irish Church has, its entire governing body would be on trial. Any surviving perpetrators of these atrocities would now be in jail. I imagine that faithful Catholics reacted in horror at the case of the Austrian man who imprisoned and raped his daughter. Any sane person believes that surviving Nazi camp guards who raped and tortured should be held to account, no matter how long since the atrocity was committed. In what Universe, in what deranged part of any supposedly sane person's psyche, is there one second of sympathy, one grain of understanding for this sort of institutional eradication of other people's lives and spirits? On which day of which bizarre other-worldly week is there one nanosecond during which any man or woman could possibly think that any of this is understandable or forgivable? Every Catholic office, every Church computer, every scrap of paper ever generated in a Catholic Church, should be in the hands of the police and the entire organization should be shut down until all defenders and perpetrators of these crimes are brought to trial. Strange as it may seem, I find myself deeply saddened by this in a way I never expected. In all these years of revelation about these crimes I truly thought the Catholic Church was probably no worse in its treatment of children than any other institution. Not that the crimes were not heinous, whether committed by a Boy Scout leader or a Rabbi, and institutional reaction is always the same - circle the wagons, defend the criminals, avoid paying money or admitting guilt. But this. This. I cannot stop thinking about my parents and how they are among those, perhaps, trying to find some light in all of this, struggling to find a reason to go to Mass this weekend, trying to remember a priest who did a kindness - there were and are some - to find some kernel of decency that tells them that a lifetime of devotion to this religion has not been entirely wasted. My father was taught by the Christian Brothers and they beat him mercilessly and they belittled him and they bequeathed him a life of fear and cowering before their deity. The worst of it is that my father has nothing but good to say of them. You see, my father, a man who was as good at what he did as any man has ever been, who is a gifted and brilliant carpenter who taught himself engineering, believes that he would not have been those things if the Christian Brothers had not beaten him and belittled him and forced him to his knees. That is what I can never forgive. If I cannot forgive these men for their brutal way of teaching another person, imagine the feelings of those imprisoned and raped by these men. Out of shame alone the entire institution should close its doors by choice. In the name of decency, can they not hide themselves in some deep shadow where we shall not have to look upon them?
With deepest regret and unutterable sadness
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Mental Health
Here's a letter to my medical insurance company about my recent experiences.
First, a small matter, before I get to my real complaint. When first looking for a gastroenterologist I consulted Blue Shield’s provider list on its website and found a doctor close to my home. I call, I make an appointment and then I double check the address. I had noticed that the area code for this doctor was not what I had expected for an office close to downtown Los Angeles, but you never know, do you? It turns out that this doctor’s office is close to LAX, not downtown. Not only is this doctor’s office about as far as you can go from my house without falling into the Pacific, the woman to whom I spoke had worked at the current address for eight years. In case you misread that let me repeat it. She had worked at that office for eight years. When I then called Blue Shield to discuss this, after making an appointment at a doctor’s office close to my home, I was told by your representative that, well, some doctors simply do not let Blue Shield know that they have moved. Now, again, let me be clear (and I said this to your representative) the doctor I had first called had been at their current address for a minimum of eight years. I then pointed out to your representative that I have never paid the doctor out by the airport a single penny of my hard earned money. I have been paying Blue Shield many hundreds of dollars every month for a very long time. I did not point out that during the time I have been a member of Blue Shield I have visited doctors a total of, maybe, three times. Could be four. I leave it to your accountants to work out the outrageous profit your company has made from this one membership. With that enormous sum of money your company has not been able to maintain accurate telephone numbers and addresses for the doctors who are part of your plan. This is not – and here I use a metaphor entirely appropriate to the case – brain surgery. For crying out loud, with all the money you have pouring through your company can you not employ someone to maintain your roster? Now, this should, of course, have prepared me for what was about to happen.
I had stomach pain, I went to see Doctor Kwok Leung Chung whose address is 711 West College Street, suite #510, Los Angeles CA 90012. The appointment was on March 26th 2009. I liked Dr. Chung. He recommended a CT scan of my abdomen. He recommended a facility for the procedure. His colleagues assured me it is a Blue Shield participant for PPO plans. I make an appointment for March 31st 2009. I’m all set. I arrive for the procedure in plenty of time. My name is called. However, my name is called not for the procedure but for an administrator to take me to her desk and inform me that Pacific Alliance Medical Center is not a Blue Shield participant. The administrator is kind enough to let me use her telephone, despite my warning her that I am calling a medical insurance company and that I will, therefore, be on the telephone for a very long time. She graciously allows me to continue. I am, indeed, on the telephone for a very long time. Longer than it would have taken to get a CT scan. The length of this telephone conversation leads to the administrator’s supervisor coming and standing over me and insisting that I relinquish the telephone to her subordinate. I refuse with a rather curt hand gesture, a gesture forced on me by the fact that, just at that moment, after what seems like years in the wilderness, I get a person at the Blue Shield end of the telephone. As I begin to relate my story to the Blue Shield representative I notice that the supervisor who so covets the telephone I am using is now shadowed by a security guard. Yes, in a hospital where I have an appointment to deal with a painful ailment, where I am using a telephone offered to me by a member of the staff of that hospital, I am being barked at by an irate supervisor who has called security. Meanwhile, at the other end of the telephone the Blue Shield representative has checked on the status of Pacific Alliance Medical Center and she assures me that, yes, it is an approved facility. I turn to the irate supervisor. I tell her that Blue Shield insists that her institution is a Blue Shield participant. She barks that it is not. I tell Blue Shield that a woman at Pacific Alliance Medical Center has just barked at me that it is not. I then sit at the very kind subordinate’s desk, whose telephone is clamped to my ear and find myself in a very bad sitcom. In one ear a Blue Shield rep is loudly insisting that PAMC is a blue Shield participant and the irate PAMC supervisor is barking that it is not. The security guard eyes me with malevolence. It goes like this: Blue Shield – Yes it is. Irate PAMC supervisor – No it isn’t. Blue Shield – Yes it is. Irate PAMC supervisor – No it isn’t. Blue Shield – Yes it is. Irate PAMC supervisor – No it isn’t. My ailment, my appointment, my large and unerring payments to Blue Shield, the fact that this is a hospital where my health should be the primary concern, none of these things matters to anyone. At this point they hardly matter to me. In this hospital where I was to receive medical attention I am sat between the representatives of two institutions whose sole concern seems to be that I should be bled of as much money as possible and preferably in an institution other than the one where I have my appointment because the barking supervisor is solely concerned that she will not, must not, cannot possibly be seen to be permitting a potentially delinquent patient to be treated for the ailment which troubles him. After all, he’s enough of a lowlife that all he can afford is Blue Shield and any respectable institution, clearly, would never accept that kind of person. In fact, he’s such a lowlife that he has had the temerity, the gall, the sheer effrontery, to use a telephone offered to him by one of the employees entirely of her own free will and that alone is reason enough to call security. And then Blue Shield hangs up. However, let’s get to the real problem here. Well, allright, it is a major problem that anyone is treated so shabbily in a medical facility, but Blue Shield can hardly be blamed for the putrid manners of Pacific Medical Alliance’s barking warders. Right, the real problem. The representative of Blue Shield, the person who is paid by me to do such things as keep the roster up to date and check which facilities are, in fact, members of the Blue Shield group, is telling me, over and over again that Pacific Alliance Medical Center is a Blue Shield facility. Oh, sorry, ignore that bit about the roster. I’m living in a dream world. Finally the Blue Shield rep gives me the names of other Blue Shield facilities where I can get a CT scan and I leave Pacific Alliance Medical Center trailed by a security guard. Oddly, he was quite physically small and was wearing a reflecting vest which suggests that he was more of a parking lot attendant and only a part time heavy. Still, the idea that a patient at a hospital who is clearly trying to mend a very broken situation should be subjected to that kind of treatment is outrageous.
I set up an appointment at St. Vincent’s Hospital for a week later, April 7th 2009. Remember that I have a very sore abdomen and I have now spent considerable time having nothing done about it through no fault of my own. Now comes the good part. St. Vincent’s performs the CT scan with professional courtesy, with an obvious concern for my health and well being and their incompetence is slightly in the future and therefore does not impinge upon my feelings of relief at getting the thing done. I go home and I wait to see Dr. Chung. While I wait I receive a letter from Blue Shield. Or at least I believed it was from Blue Shield, but, of course, I live in a dream world where the companies to which I pay ludicrously large sums of money actually keep accurate rosters and which perform the functions for which I pay them such as, well, I don’t know, a medical insurance company that can tell me where to go to get fully covered procedures, hospitals that care for patients instead of running parking garages and throwing people out of their facilities when the traffic flow ebbs. How was I to know that the sheets of paper with the letterhead of Blue Shield California, contained in a an envelope emblazoned with the name and symbols of the Blue Shield Corporation was, in fact, from someone else? How stupid of me. Did I mention the contents of the letter? I appreciate the brevity and conciseness of the letter, by the way. It avoided any sort of courtesy, you know, the little things that a member who pays through the nose for the incompetence and abuse through which I had so far suffered might expect. I really liked the way the letter stated baldly that I was an idiot who had actually believed what he was told by Blue Shield, that the facility at which he had had a CT scan performed was covered by Blue Shield. Because, stated the letter, St. Vincent’s is not a Blue Shield approved facility. So, there I am, still in pain, stupidly believing that I have now started on the path to some sort of diagnosis, and, indeed I had. I’d simply failed to do it at a facility covered by my medical insurance company, despite the fact that I had been told that it was an approved facility while I was sitting being barked at in and ultimately thrown out of an unapproved facility. Am I making myself clear? Is there anything in my story so far that you do not get? Is there something in all of this so far – there’s more, oh, there’s more, I just want to be sure you are with me here - is there anything you do not follow? And, may I ask, is there anything in all of this of which Blue Shield of California can be proud? Because you need to find some pride in your work now, before this final chapter. You’ll not find anything salvageable here at the end, trust me. With my teeth gritted I called Blue Shield. Do you know the agony of spirit that descends on the average person when they realize that they have to call their medical insurance company? Imagine, then, the sheer, blind, gut-wrenching torture of the soul I suffered as I called Blue Shield, letter in hand, after the hell I had already been through. I was shaking. This is not metaphorical. I was physically shaking and close to tears. I informed the first human I talked to after talking like a moron to a machine – will you please reinstate button pushing, it is demeaning to have to talk to a machine and particularly one that only understand every third thing you say. I have no doubt the system you have saves money, after all I have yet to encounter any action, procedure or regulation associated with your company that is meant to do anything but save money, but I cannot imagine why having callers push buttons would weigh heavily on the bottom line – that I wished to speak to someone who could actually fix my problem. She kindly put me through to someone, a supervisor. I assume she was not shadowed by security though I’ll bet she works where they charge a lot for parking. Sorry, where you charge a lot for parking. She was very nice and she was very helpful. Fire her now before she costs you money.
I explained my predicament. She checked. St. Vincent’s Hospital had sent the wrong ID number to Blue Shield. No, no, wait, I’m wrong. They had sent the wrong ID number to a company called NIA. Apparently CT scans at St. Vincent’s are overseen by a third party, NIA. NIA had sent me the letter which had left me shaking. Now, here’s where it gets tricky, and I write as someone who runs a business. NIA sent the letter under Blue Shield letterhead. There is no indication on the letter I received that anyone other than Blue Shield is responsible for this final, humiliating debacle. When you, or anybody else, sends something out under your name, you are responsible. I asked for two things from Blue Shield’s supervisor. Firstly, that she would guarantee that the procedure at St. Vincent’s was performed at an approved facility. Secondly that I receive a written apology from either Blue Shield or NIA for the letter which had sent me into an apoplectic state. She was even kind enough to call NIA and find out that they had no intention whatever of apologizing and I can understand that to some degree. St. Vincent’s had sent them the wrong information. So, I want an apology. As I stated to your representative, I know how reluctant you are to give apologies because you fear that you then open yourself to a lawsuit because you may have, by that very apology, admitted fault. Of course, any sane person hearing or reading of what actually happened to me cannot but conclude that Blue Shield, St. Vincent’s, Pacific Alliance Medical Center, NIA and Doctor Chung’s office are entirely at fault to one degree or another. If I may digress, this very defensiveness on your part is indicative of the road, the very degraded, potholed, deeply corrupted, purely profit driven road, down which the likes of Blue Shield have taken the health care business in this country. I have no hesitation in stating my disgust with your company, in stating that if I ran my business the way you run yours, I would starve to death and my child would be taken into care. I have a succinct way of putting it: I’ll bet the CEO of Blue Shield couldn’t tell my clavicle from my anus. Nevertheless an apology would be nice. In my dream world – that little corner of my psyche where doctors tend to patients and hospitals put any surplus back into the institution which serves the people who come there for help – I have this pathetic little fancy. I sit with my coffee once in a while on a balmy morning and I imagine an employee of Blue Shield (he arrived at work this morning to find that Blue Shield had taken away the barriers and parking is now free and he discovered that there’s someone who now makes sure the roster of providers is up to date and the home page of the website actually has the telephone number of the company right there, big as life, so that, as often seems the case, when the rest of the site other than the home page is unavailable, a person can talk to a machine that does not understand him) and that employee sees John Lee’s letter of complaint and he decides that Mr. Lee should not be charged for the services he has barely received. Mr. Lee lives in dreamland, doesn’t he? Mr. Lee is a hopeless romantic who still thinks that doctors and hospitals are for helping people with their medical problems. Poor Mr. Lee, he’ll never maximize his profits, he’ll never leverage so much as a coffee bean into a cup of Joe. Mr. Lee will go through life believing that he’s OK because he actually does know the difference between his clavicle and his anus. What a sap. Because, despite the fact that the CEO of Blue Shield is wiping his clavicle, that CEO is driving a really expensive car.
You’ll be glad to know that I’ve recently had a colonoscopy which went smoothly, so to speak, so I wait with bated breath for your evasive reply and for the results of my biopsy.
Faithfully
John Lee
First, a small matter, before I get to my real complaint. When first looking for a gastroenterologist I consulted Blue Shield’s provider list on its website and found a doctor close to my home. I call, I make an appointment and then I double check the address. I had noticed that the area code for this doctor was not what I had expected for an office close to downtown Los Angeles, but you never know, do you? It turns out that this doctor’s office is close to LAX, not downtown. Not only is this doctor’s office about as far as you can go from my house without falling into the Pacific, the woman to whom I spoke had worked at the current address for eight years. In case you misread that let me repeat it. She had worked at that office for eight years. When I then called Blue Shield to discuss this, after making an appointment at a doctor’s office close to my home, I was told by your representative that, well, some doctors simply do not let Blue Shield know that they have moved. Now, again, let me be clear (and I said this to your representative) the doctor I had first called had been at their current address for a minimum of eight years. I then pointed out to your representative that I have never paid the doctor out by the airport a single penny of my hard earned money. I have been paying Blue Shield many hundreds of dollars every month for a very long time. I did not point out that during the time I have been a member of Blue Shield I have visited doctors a total of, maybe, three times. Could be four. I leave it to your accountants to work out the outrageous profit your company has made from this one membership. With that enormous sum of money your company has not been able to maintain accurate telephone numbers and addresses for the doctors who are part of your plan. This is not – and here I use a metaphor entirely appropriate to the case – brain surgery. For crying out loud, with all the money you have pouring through your company can you not employ someone to maintain your roster? Now, this should, of course, have prepared me for what was about to happen.
I had stomach pain, I went to see Doctor Kwok Leung Chung whose address is 711 West College Street, suite #510, Los Angeles CA 90012. The appointment was on March 26th 2009. I liked Dr. Chung. He recommended a CT scan of my abdomen. He recommended a facility for the procedure. His colleagues assured me it is a Blue Shield participant for PPO plans. I make an appointment for March 31st 2009. I’m all set. I arrive for the procedure in plenty of time. My name is called. However, my name is called not for the procedure but for an administrator to take me to her desk and inform me that Pacific Alliance Medical Center is not a Blue Shield participant. The administrator is kind enough to let me use her telephone, despite my warning her that I am calling a medical insurance company and that I will, therefore, be on the telephone for a very long time. She graciously allows me to continue. I am, indeed, on the telephone for a very long time. Longer than it would have taken to get a CT scan. The length of this telephone conversation leads to the administrator’s supervisor coming and standing over me and insisting that I relinquish the telephone to her subordinate. I refuse with a rather curt hand gesture, a gesture forced on me by the fact that, just at that moment, after what seems like years in the wilderness, I get a person at the Blue Shield end of the telephone. As I begin to relate my story to the Blue Shield representative I notice that the supervisor who so covets the telephone I am using is now shadowed by a security guard. Yes, in a hospital where I have an appointment to deal with a painful ailment, where I am using a telephone offered to me by a member of the staff of that hospital, I am being barked at by an irate supervisor who has called security. Meanwhile, at the other end of the telephone the Blue Shield representative has checked on the status of Pacific Alliance Medical Center and she assures me that, yes, it is an approved facility. I turn to the irate supervisor. I tell her that Blue Shield insists that her institution is a Blue Shield participant. She barks that it is not. I tell Blue Shield that a woman at Pacific Alliance Medical Center has just barked at me that it is not. I then sit at the very kind subordinate’s desk, whose telephone is clamped to my ear and find myself in a very bad sitcom. In one ear a Blue Shield rep is loudly insisting that PAMC is a blue Shield participant and the irate PAMC supervisor is barking that it is not. The security guard eyes me with malevolence. It goes like this: Blue Shield – Yes it is. Irate PAMC supervisor – No it isn’t. Blue Shield – Yes it is. Irate PAMC supervisor – No it isn’t. Blue Shield – Yes it is. Irate PAMC supervisor – No it isn’t. My ailment, my appointment, my large and unerring payments to Blue Shield, the fact that this is a hospital where my health should be the primary concern, none of these things matters to anyone. At this point they hardly matter to me. In this hospital where I was to receive medical attention I am sat between the representatives of two institutions whose sole concern seems to be that I should be bled of as much money as possible and preferably in an institution other than the one where I have my appointment because the barking supervisor is solely concerned that she will not, must not, cannot possibly be seen to be permitting a potentially delinquent patient to be treated for the ailment which troubles him. After all, he’s enough of a lowlife that all he can afford is Blue Shield and any respectable institution, clearly, would never accept that kind of person. In fact, he’s such a lowlife that he has had the temerity, the gall, the sheer effrontery, to use a telephone offered to him by one of the employees entirely of her own free will and that alone is reason enough to call security. And then Blue Shield hangs up. However, let’s get to the real problem here. Well, allright, it is a major problem that anyone is treated so shabbily in a medical facility, but Blue Shield can hardly be blamed for the putrid manners of Pacific Medical Alliance’s barking warders. Right, the real problem. The representative of Blue Shield, the person who is paid by me to do such things as keep the roster up to date and check which facilities are, in fact, members of the Blue Shield group, is telling me, over and over again that Pacific Alliance Medical Center is a Blue Shield facility. Oh, sorry, ignore that bit about the roster. I’m living in a dream world. Finally the Blue Shield rep gives me the names of other Blue Shield facilities where I can get a CT scan and I leave Pacific Alliance Medical Center trailed by a security guard. Oddly, he was quite physically small and was wearing a reflecting vest which suggests that he was more of a parking lot attendant and only a part time heavy. Still, the idea that a patient at a hospital who is clearly trying to mend a very broken situation should be subjected to that kind of treatment is outrageous.
I set up an appointment at St. Vincent’s Hospital for a week later, April 7th 2009. Remember that I have a very sore abdomen and I have now spent considerable time having nothing done about it through no fault of my own. Now comes the good part. St. Vincent’s performs the CT scan with professional courtesy, with an obvious concern for my health and well being and their incompetence is slightly in the future and therefore does not impinge upon my feelings of relief at getting the thing done. I go home and I wait to see Dr. Chung. While I wait I receive a letter from Blue Shield. Or at least I believed it was from Blue Shield, but, of course, I live in a dream world where the companies to which I pay ludicrously large sums of money actually keep accurate rosters and which perform the functions for which I pay them such as, well, I don’t know, a medical insurance company that can tell me where to go to get fully covered procedures, hospitals that care for patients instead of running parking garages and throwing people out of their facilities when the traffic flow ebbs. How was I to know that the sheets of paper with the letterhead of Blue Shield California, contained in a an envelope emblazoned with the name and symbols of the Blue Shield Corporation was, in fact, from someone else? How stupid of me. Did I mention the contents of the letter? I appreciate the brevity and conciseness of the letter, by the way. It avoided any sort of courtesy, you know, the little things that a member who pays through the nose for the incompetence and abuse through which I had so far suffered might expect. I really liked the way the letter stated baldly that I was an idiot who had actually believed what he was told by Blue Shield, that the facility at which he had had a CT scan performed was covered by Blue Shield. Because, stated the letter, St. Vincent’s is not a Blue Shield approved facility. So, there I am, still in pain, stupidly believing that I have now started on the path to some sort of diagnosis, and, indeed I had. I’d simply failed to do it at a facility covered by my medical insurance company, despite the fact that I had been told that it was an approved facility while I was sitting being barked at in and ultimately thrown out of an unapproved facility. Am I making myself clear? Is there anything in my story so far that you do not get? Is there something in all of this so far – there’s more, oh, there’s more, I just want to be sure you are with me here - is there anything you do not follow? And, may I ask, is there anything in all of this of which Blue Shield of California can be proud? Because you need to find some pride in your work now, before this final chapter. You’ll not find anything salvageable here at the end, trust me. With my teeth gritted I called Blue Shield. Do you know the agony of spirit that descends on the average person when they realize that they have to call their medical insurance company? Imagine, then, the sheer, blind, gut-wrenching torture of the soul I suffered as I called Blue Shield, letter in hand, after the hell I had already been through. I was shaking. This is not metaphorical. I was physically shaking and close to tears. I informed the first human I talked to after talking like a moron to a machine – will you please reinstate button pushing, it is demeaning to have to talk to a machine and particularly one that only understand every third thing you say. I have no doubt the system you have saves money, after all I have yet to encounter any action, procedure or regulation associated with your company that is meant to do anything but save money, but I cannot imagine why having callers push buttons would weigh heavily on the bottom line – that I wished to speak to someone who could actually fix my problem. She kindly put me through to someone, a supervisor. I assume she was not shadowed by security though I’ll bet she works where they charge a lot for parking. Sorry, where you charge a lot for parking. She was very nice and she was very helpful. Fire her now before she costs you money.
I explained my predicament. She checked. St. Vincent’s Hospital had sent the wrong ID number to Blue Shield. No, no, wait, I’m wrong. They had sent the wrong ID number to a company called NIA. Apparently CT scans at St. Vincent’s are overseen by a third party, NIA. NIA had sent me the letter which had left me shaking. Now, here’s where it gets tricky, and I write as someone who runs a business. NIA sent the letter under Blue Shield letterhead. There is no indication on the letter I received that anyone other than Blue Shield is responsible for this final, humiliating debacle. When you, or anybody else, sends something out under your name, you are responsible. I asked for two things from Blue Shield’s supervisor. Firstly, that she would guarantee that the procedure at St. Vincent’s was performed at an approved facility. Secondly that I receive a written apology from either Blue Shield or NIA for the letter which had sent me into an apoplectic state. She was even kind enough to call NIA and find out that they had no intention whatever of apologizing and I can understand that to some degree. St. Vincent’s had sent them the wrong information. So, I want an apology. As I stated to your representative, I know how reluctant you are to give apologies because you fear that you then open yourself to a lawsuit because you may have, by that very apology, admitted fault. Of course, any sane person hearing or reading of what actually happened to me cannot but conclude that Blue Shield, St. Vincent’s, Pacific Alliance Medical Center, NIA and Doctor Chung’s office are entirely at fault to one degree or another. If I may digress, this very defensiveness on your part is indicative of the road, the very degraded, potholed, deeply corrupted, purely profit driven road, down which the likes of Blue Shield have taken the health care business in this country. I have no hesitation in stating my disgust with your company, in stating that if I ran my business the way you run yours, I would starve to death and my child would be taken into care. I have a succinct way of putting it: I’ll bet the CEO of Blue Shield couldn’t tell my clavicle from my anus. Nevertheless an apology would be nice. In my dream world – that little corner of my psyche where doctors tend to patients and hospitals put any surplus back into the institution which serves the people who come there for help – I have this pathetic little fancy. I sit with my coffee once in a while on a balmy morning and I imagine an employee of Blue Shield (he arrived at work this morning to find that Blue Shield had taken away the barriers and parking is now free and he discovered that there’s someone who now makes sure the roster of providers is up to date and the home page of the website actually has the telephone number of the company right there, big as life, so that, as often seems the case, when the rest of the site other than the home page is unavailable, a person can talk to a machine that does not understand him) and that employee sees John Lee’s letter of complaint and he decides that Mr. Lee should not be charged for the services he has barely received. Mr. Lee lives in dreamland, doesn’t he? Mr. Lee is a hopeless romantic who still thinks that doctors and hospitals are for helping people with their medical problems. Poor Mr. Lee, he’ll never maximize his profits, he’ll never leverage so much as a coffee bean into a cup of Joe. Mr. Lee will go through life believing that he’s OK because he actually does know the difference between his clavicle and his anus. What a sap. Because, despite the fact that the CEO of Blue Shield is wiping his clavicle, that CEO is driving a really expensive car.
You’ll be glad to know that I’ve recently had a colonoscopy which went smoothly, so to speak, so I wait with bated breath for your evasive reply and for the results of my biopsy.
Faithfully
John Lee
Thursday, April 9, 2009
I am thinking of a towering figure from my youth who is dismissed sometimes as a product of the culture of celebrity, which began when he was young, though I would suggest that he created that culture to some extent. This progenitor of celebrity culture is Muhammad Ali who blew back into my consciousness the other day through my favorite medium, the radio. National Public Radio in the US resurrected an Edward R. Murrow series called “This I Believe” for which people of all walks and ages and occupations state their core beliefs. It’s a wonderful series of essays, full of revelation and reminiscence and an occasional bolt of insight. Stockbrokers proclaim their atheism and housewives their deep religious faith, carpenters talk of their almost but not quite career as a concert pianist and how music still sustains them and politicians declare their love of Dickens and how that love has guided them while retirees declare the value of work and the loving grip of family. The series is coming to a close and the re-creator and producer finally bagged the game he had sought above all others. This broadcasting Ahab has pursued his Great White Whale, who is actually brown and, now, apparently diminished. Muhammad Ali, whom I still remember when he was Cassius Clay, is not, in fact, diminished at all. He is simply wounded and the harpoon came in the shape of Parkinson’s disease and it took his voice, that beautiful and boastful Kentucky honey voice that filled my youthful television screen and gave me my first blast of Black America, sitting there in England, a sitting room in Birmingham, which had not yet seen the great influx of darker skins and unknown cultures and I remember thinking – I have never seen or heard anything like this man before. The greatest thing I remember about Cassius Clay and Muhammad Ali was that he was something I shared with my dad. Dad loves boxing. My often terrifying and angry dad was calmed by boxing – and horse racing, which I never quite loved the way I loved boxing – and he liked it when the two of us would watch Ali give a news conference or make one of his famous predictions. Ali was often on English chat shows. When the United States turned on Ali he spent time in Europe and he was loved and joyously hated in England no matter what he did. My dad had that mixed reaction to Ali. It was partly a white reaction to a black man, too big for his boots. Of a quasi-European resentful of American self-confidence, wanting the Yank taken down a peg or two. Partly the reaction of an Irishman in England – you tell ‘em, Ali, tell ‘em what it’s like to be thought of as less than, not equal to. Mostly, though, it was the reaction of a master of his craft. My dad was as good as it is possible to be at the work that he did, which was construction carpentry. He was a shutterer, what Americans call a formwork carpenter, building the boxes into which concrete is poured. When he watched Ali he saw a man who was as good as it is possible to be at his craft. All that boasting, all that blather, all the posturing, were not hollow. Ali really was the greatest. I see his fights now on the million sports channels that re-run classic sporting events and still I hold my breath that a man could do something so brutal with such grace and such poise. Ali’s true greatness came largely in his fights against the almost as great Smokin’ Joe Frazier, a man of little poise, bereft of the fancy talk, the product of the meat packing plants around Philadelphia and the diametric opposite of Ali as a boxer. Where Ali danced and shuffled, Joe just kept coming, head down, hands up, a steam train of a man, a soaker of punishment, a man’s man. None of this avoiding being hit, none of this need to preserve a pretty face, which he’d never had. Joe wore his opponents down like a belt sander and he was almost as worn down as the other man at the end. Except he was usually on his feet and the other man was not. Three times they fought and three epic battles they engaged in. In The Fight Of The Century Ali came back from exile imposed by US authorities for his stance on the Vietnam War and the two men thrashed each other mercilessly, Frazier breaking Ali’s jaw. Ali won the other two fights, though Ali referred to the third fight, The Thriller In Manila, as “the closest thing to death”.
Ali was in professional exile for his stance on Vietnam. He refused to go and fight the Viet Cong because, in his immortal words, “no Viet Cong ever called me nigger”. He was stripped of his boxing license, a move as much motivated by the hatred and suspicion the authorities had of Ali’s conversion to Islam. It’s forgotten now that Ali was not just some celebrity winning points for standing up to the government, not just a famous man taking an easy stance that allowed him to use his fame to garner attention. Ali sacrificed the single most significant part of his life. Those years of exile coincided with what would have been Ali’s greatest years as a fighter. It is here that Ali steps beyond the platitudinous comments of the sports commentators and the dismissive jibes of news reporters. It is here that Ali becomes not just a great fighter, but a great man. I love Ali above all for his use of language. He stood in the public arena and he gave not one inch to those who reviled him. He walked into the mobs of angry reporters and he took them on and he never minced words and, above all, he never displayed hatred of any of those who spoke ill of him, who goaded him and taunted him. He was, and is, the epitome of Grace. Always he expressed himself with an elegance and a pithiness that escapes the rest of us mere mortals. It’s strange that Ali is barely, if at all, literate. Yet there are few as eloquent as he.
Go now and rent “When We Were Kings”, a great documentary about the Ali – Foreman fight, The Rumble In The Jungle, in Kinshasa, Zaire. Besides being one of the greatest fights in boxing history it’s worth seeing for what you will learn of Ali, the man. There’s quite a bit about Ali the boxer, too, and how he outwitted Foreman. This is the George Foreman who had destroyed, I mean DESTROYED, Joe Frazier by knocking him down six times in two rounds, who actually – watch the Foreman – Frazier fight, too – actually bounced Frazier off the canvas with a blow to the head. People feared for Ali’s life, Foreman was so fierce. Ali was not among those fearful many. On the radio the other day Ali’s wife read his statement of belief and his belief is that, yes, he is the greatest. It’s a statement of belief in one’s self, of the hunger for achievement that self confidence brings. At the beginning and at the end of the statement Ali himself speaks through the torturing curse of Parkinson’s and it is as moving as you might expect. This man who showed the world that a sports figure could be a statesman, that a black man was the equal and sometimes the better of any of the rest of us and that there is sometimes great beauty in the ugliest of places. As George Plimpton says at the end of the film – “What a fighter. What a man.”
Ali was in professional exile for his stance on Vietnam. He refused to go and fight the Viet Cong because, in his immortal words, “no Viet Cong ever called me nigger”. He was stripped of his boxing license, a move as much motivated by the hatred and suspicion the authorities had of Ali’s conversion to Islam. It’s forgotten now that Ali was not just some celebrity winning points for standing up to the government, not just a famous man taking an easy stance that allowed him to use his fame to garner attention. Ali sacrificed the single most significant part of his life. Those years of exile coincided with what would have been Ali’s greatest years as a fighter. It is here that Ali steps beyond the platitudinous comments of the sports commentators and the dismissive jibes of news reporters. It is here that Ali becomes not just a great fighter, but a great man. I love Ali above all for his use of language. He stood in the public arena and he gave not one inch to those who reviled him. He walked into the mobs of angry reporters and he took them on and he never minced words and, above all, he never displayed hatred of any of those who spoke ill of him, who goaded him and taunted him. He was, and is, the epitome of Grace. Always he expressed himself with an elegance and a pithiness that escapes the rest of us mere mortals. It’s strange that Ali is barely, if at all, literate. Yet there are few as eloquent as he.
Go now and rent “When We Were Kings”, a great documentary about the Ali – Foreman fight, The Rumble In The Jungle, in Kinshasa, Zaire. Besides being one of the greatest fights in boxing history it’s worth seeing for what you will learn of Ali, the man. There’s quite a bit about Ali the boxer, too, and how he outwitted Foreman. This is the George Foreman who had destroyed, I mean DESTROYED, Joe Frazier by knocking him down six times in two rounds, who actually – watch the Foreman – Frazier fight, too – actually bounced Frazier off the canvas with a blow to the head. People feared for Ali’s life, Foreman was so fierce. Ali was not among those fearful many. On the radio the other day Ali’s wife read his statement of belief and his belief is that, yes, he is the greatest. It’s a statement of belief in one’s self, of the hunger for achievement that self confidence brings. At the beginning and at the end of the statement Ali himself speaks through the torturing curse of Parkinson’s and it is as moving as you might expect. This man who showed the world that a sports figure could be a statesman, that a black man was the equal and sometimes the better of any of the rest of us and that there is sometimes great beauty in the ugliest of places. As George Plimpton says at the end of the film – “What a fighter. What a man.”
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